Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Atheist

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. " How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly. ... 

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" 

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know shit?"

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7 comments:

  1. hahaha.. I had quite a laugh at this.:)

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  2. By the way, I linked your blog to my blog. I'm collecting Grace filled blogs. :)

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  3. Haha... We all know what is dung eh...?

    Yea doubtless, and I count all things but loss for the excellency of the knowledge of Christ Jesus my Lord: for whom I have suffered the loss of all things, and do count them but dung, that I may win Christ, (Philippians 3:8 KJV)

    And we qualified to talk about the risen Chirst!

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  4. Funny, but is it Christ-like to use profanity?
    http://www.openbible.info/topics/taming_your_tongue
    It's a lot better to use the word "scat" or "feces".

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  5. Paul, once a Pharisee of Pharisee said in Philippians 3:8 But no, rather, I also count all things to be loss for the excellency of the knowledge of Christ Jesus my Lord, for whose sake I have suffered the loss of all things, and count them to be dung, so that I may win Christ...

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  6. Moving to http://www.restfulincrease.org/

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